OK boys and girls, there’s a gazillion feet of snow out there, and the cordwood hand truck won’t make it to the woodpile, but yours truly has a AWD Subaru Forester, so what does a lazy man do? Of COURSE! Drive a few feet into the snow toward the cordwood, back out, another few feet in, back out, then — wait a minute, did I shift? Must not have shifted? Oops, yup, I shifted. Out the window is a muffled “whrrrirr.”
After checking my male ego at the door, I decided the only solution is a nice little bottle of Merlot.