Aches and pains

If this is the result of passionate sex, do nothing. Lie back, enjoy the glow, and take a nap. If it’s from gardening, splitting firewood, or chasing your dog around the neighborhood, draw a hot bath, as hot as you can stand, dissolve two or three cups of Epsom Salts in it, and stretch out. Afterwards, a bottle of Sam Adams is helpful.

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About lifegrower

Peter V. Fossel has been gardening since he was nine, and has been an organic farmer for the last 20 years. His most recent book, “Organic Farming, Everything You Need to know” was published by Voyageur Press, Minneapolis, 2007. He’s written numerous gardening articles for Organic Gardening, Horticulture, Country Journal, Out Here, and American Profile among others. He was Gardens Manager for The Hermitage, home of President Andrew Jackson in Tennessee before returning to Cape Cod to start his newest organic venture, Swan River Farm in Dennisport, MA.
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One Response to Aches and pains

  1. Mavis Byrne says:

    your blog is working and wonderfull. i will stock up on Epsom salts in the faint hope of some sex of any kind, ( very unlikely ) . My motto is nover say never so you never know.

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